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Hristo Stoichkov - Author of the famous curse "Pichka ti lelina"
Azis - Musician, politician and Nobel prize winning scientist. Too fat to be gay, but too gay to be straight.
# Mitio "The GUN"- people's man, friend of Kolio Mamata. Gives away free waffles "Borovets"
# Boiko Borisov - The bulgarian Chuck Norris. Only mightier.
(Pronounced: Bull-gay-ree-yah), mountainous and consisting mostly of plains, is a small country in North-South Europe. It was founded by a race of angry F1 drivers, swept away from Asia by the Pokemon Invasion. Due to being always friendly with all the neighbours Bulgarians are known as the most peaceful tribe in the region, and have never participated in any wars. Bulgarians also enjoy drinking the local beverages, rakia, boza (milk-based beverage with the consistency of semen) and vodka (mostly known as a Russian drink but originated in Bulgaria) and listening to the so called chalga music (gypsy/folk) which was invented by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
“Hey you, pretty Stanka!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Bulgaria
“The only country greater than Kazakhstan!”
~ Borat on Bulgaristan
“Free food for the minorities!”
~ Volen Siderov on Gypsies
Largest city Dupnitza (in translation: King of the Holes)
* The first Bulgarian hero was called Banica. He was the first man ever. He lived eleven gajilion years ago and was the first man to ever shoot porn. Of course he was not alone. He was with the first woman - Lili Ivanova.
* Another famous Bulgarian hero is Batman. Under the mask he is a Bulgarian, but that is a secret, so don't tell anyone. Superman is also Bulgarian. Planet Cripton is actually a small village near the city of Dupnica.
* The Biggest superhero of them all is Boiko Borisov. He is the mayor of the city of Sofia, but that's only his cover. He protects the planet from aliens, which is why we don't see them. He was the first man to explore uninhabited places such as the Moon, Mars and Canada. He moves with the speed of i-can't-pronounce-this-word kb/s.
* Tom Cruise is the biggest example of NOT being a Bulgarian.
* Rouben Pekof is another good example of a national hero, hard drinks lover and familiar of Pleven cab drivers, being the tough guy antipode of Sofia's Mayor.
You see, Bulgaria is like a factory for heroes, so drink milk and don't forget that Santa doesn't exist.
National Hero(es) Levski, CSKA, Hristo Stoichkov, Volen Siderov