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За 90871923 път съм разочарован от "блюстителите на реда", или не точно от тях а от действията, които предприемат. Незнам как да нарека ситуацията - повече от абсурдна е слабо като понятие. Никой (да думата е никой) таксиметров шофьор не бе наказан или подведен под отговорност за действията си в онзи "невероятен протест". До какъв извод мога да достигна? Блокирането на почти цялата централна част на най-големия български град без кметско разрешение не е престъпление, а разходка по пижама пак в този ми ти център на тази ми ти столица е. WTF? Разбира се това не бе отразено от "масмедийте" (слагам го в кавички, защото по моему това не са медий, а някакви марионетки с капаци на възприятията - от какво ги е страх). Докато за такситата се сипеше от ляво и от дясно, то за кауза касаеща интересите на българските граждани спрямо тяхната (да тази територия е наша, не на някакви си 240 шкембовци) - нищо. Само 2, 3 максимум 5 медии си позволиха да съобщят "Протест на лудите за решението на НС за Натура 2000", и толкоз. Кой ще отбележи репресиите от страна на изпълнителната власт (тия с фуражките)? Никой! Никой! Никой! Простотия до шия.



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